kancil : tkunci...

ari nih nek fahim...jom jln2...
dgn pak uteh...ayyo...lama x jumpa...
toing3...abg umayr pn ade...ngeh3...
kami mjumpai kaq fidah...ayyo...da x leh lari lg...
kami bmknn...nyum3...
assalamualaikum...ade org x...?
jln2, keliling sek...jom jln2...
ana n ahmad long yg men... ahmad long, nta wat ape tuh...? mrk yg men... mrk pn men gak... penat...mkn, minom...
rabu, pg...
pg nih plan nk gi jumpa pak uteh patu gi sek...tuh je kot...ade nk wat mende len ke...? ntah r...yg tau, tuh plan asal...yg len2 leh diejas scukop rasa...
nk gi jumpa pak uteh kol 10...fahim ckp nk amek kol 9.30...tunggu2, x smpai2...cntct2...rupanya baru bgn...oke, tunggu lg...around 9.50 gak r baru gerak...rasanya...maleh lg nk tgk jam...pasnih nk gi umah sape...? ahmad long eh...? cntct2...x dpt gak...pompuan angkat ade r...voice mail...ces3...tdo r tuh...kompem punya...nih mesti kes tdo lmbt smlm...tau sgt de nih...x men game, tgk cite...x pn...men tenet...ye ke ahmad long...? ana teqe je nih...meh3...amek qoyum dulu r...smpai umah de, de lum kuo...fahim nk call, x cukop kedit lak...ding dong...kuo pn qoyum...jom gerak...nk amek ahmad long ke x...? call2, x dpt gak...nnt r pas jumpa pak uteh...smpai2 hidef, tpegon jap tgk restoran mamalon bukak pg nih...
gle r...da lama x bukak...plg last yg ana ingat ana singgah mamalon taim explorace r2a...taim tuh restoran mamalon r tmpt kitorg sarap...cp first taim tuh kt hidef...oke, lupakn jap explorace r2a...nk wat ape sebnanya nih...? er...jumpa pak uteh r...masok2...ade abg omar...waaa...da keje kt sini...
sape lg ade kt sini ek...? kitorg mengintai pak uteh kt blk...senyap je..tgk kn de wat ape...ayyo...ape de godeh2 kt laci tuh...? skali de pasan gak r kitorg...aishhh...kantoi...pg nih nk cite pasal ape ek...? rehlah g7, rehlah pwaris n len2...da x ingat sgt isi...ayyo...da r tade wat pape catitn...ape r...
nk kata imam syafi'e x gak...meh3..lama gak r bincang...abg umayr pn turot sama join...tentiba muncol...pas cite pasal rehlah, cite pasal kargo malindo plak...meh3...ayyo...siap mcari tmpt rehlah kt google earth...patu tgk umah abg umayr kt pulai perdana...ade r...ngeh3...pasnih jumpa kaq fidah lak...wat ape lak...? bajet n nk no cntct tmpt rehlah...smpai iman, teros mcari...mana r kaq fidah nih...haaa...tuh cm ye je...baru nk msapa skali rupanya org len...ayyo...malu...naseb kitorg x sergah...kalo x, malu skampung r jwbnya...ye r...mc2 kn ramai kt iman tuh...naseb3...kt mana kaq fidah...? blk seblah eh...? oke...cari3...eh, ramainya...eh, nih mc2 tgh meeting...blk len r...haaa...ade pn...oke, jom bincang...bincang3...dpt no, patah blk...nk gi mamalon lak...nk mkn tgh ari...eh, tade org lg...nk kene jempot r nih...nek atas blk...fahim mjempot...ana lepak luo je...da penat jln...oke, jom mkn...abg omar tade r plak...de da kuo awal...x sempat r nk join...mkn3...nyum3...
taim mkn lak cite pasal jaulah tarbaqi je...haih...mkn3...alhamdulillah...mekaseh pak uteh...fahim gi hntr jap mknn kt kaq fidah...de da janji nk tapaukn...oke, pak uteh n da geng samb keje, kitorg nk gi sek lak...fahim saje nk jumpa...kitorg ikot je...ye r...nek kete de...meh3...join skaki gak r...taim ari guru fahim x dtg pn...tp kitorg dtg pn, x sempat nk jumpa sbb guru2 dlm majles...takan nk kaco lak kn...masa nih r kn...smpai sek, teros nk mcari mangsa...sape r ek...? eh, daftar dulu r...gi pej...eh, korg masok ikot mana nih...? bakang...daftar kt pondok pak guard sane...kuo blk...smpai, tade org...sempat r tgk ustz najlaa blk...ngeh3...rioh gle bbdk nih nk blk...kpeningn...oke, tade org, belasah je r...nnt kalo ade org tanya, ckp je pak guard tade td...samb pcarian...ayyo...ble da jumpa mangsa, mangsa bz r plak...jaga pekse...meh3...x dpt r nk mmangsakn mangsa beliau...
da 2,3 mangsa tlps, siap ade yg mintak kitorg lak jd mangsa, fasi base arab...ayyo...base arab ana pn da lupa r cik mangsa...da lama x guna...soie3...eh, ustz abidah...jom bincang pasal rehlah pwaris...er...cane nih...? bbdk nk jumpa guru2...nk ikot sape nih...? ayyo...dilema...last2 ikot gak bbdk...tpaksa r kitorg mcari mangsa kt umah derg...blk guru...jeng3...assalamualaikum...ade org x...? sape nk jd mangsa angkat tgn...meh3...ustz nurhaniza angkat tgn ngan lutot2 skali...semangat punya pasal...(tipuan smata...jgn pcaya...) borak3...bez r...ye r...da lama x jumpa...ble masok blk guru bukan sbg pelajar rasa len je...x mcm taim sbg pelajar dulu...meh3...sblm masok blk guru tuh ade nmpk whiteboard yg tunjok duru ada dlm blk ke...perghhhh...da maju sket...kalo da tgk kt situ guru tade kt dlm blk, tade r bbdk tanya lg...x mcm dulu...
siap ade intercom lg...meh3...ari nih base arab, esok base inggis, lusa base melayu...siap ade text lg...meh3...mcm2 r...
kt dlm blk guru dpt r tgk suasana guru2 nih taim tade class...meh3...baru tau r kbezn dok blk guru nih...tentiba ada cake dtg...mak aih...bez gle...jeles...kompem r kitorg x dpt...
utk guru2 je nih...kek ari guru...taim ari guru derg x sempat mrasa sbb patu derg ade mukhayyam guru2...haaa...nih baru kuo...
wat2 x tau konon2 x nmpk r cake tuh...samb borak...tentiba ustz norizah bg cake tuh kt kitorg...yay!!! bez2...ade lbh...
murah rezki kitorg ari nih...mkn3...nyum3...sedap...kejap je abes...cm nk mintak lg...meh3...eh, da dpt rasa tuh cukop r...debik kang...
abes borak, lepak2 jap patu blk...ayyo...ustz abidah td tunggu ke...? btau yg da blk r...oke, ptg nih rehat...mlm nih nk men badminton plak...
ptg tuh akk btau yg de nk gi majles elmu kt umah kaq jaja...nk suh hntr r tuh...oke, leh skali...da magreb, x blk2 umah lg...akk kensel..x jd nk gi...
de gi muo lawat kaq anie...x pe r...leh teros gi men...
pas isya', nk bsiap gi men...eh, abah pn nk guna...nk gi mano...? an-nur eh...? ade ape eh...? qiam...? oke, leh gerak skali...
da lps pej jim skali abah suh beenti...eh, kata gi an-nur...ooo...pas katibah ke baru gi...pusing blk kt round about...oke, kol 11 eh...? babai...
smpai kompleks sukan, tade org lg...ana smpai awal sgt ke...? ces3...bbdk nih lum smpai lg...on da we...ahmad long amek azari n da geng kt an-nur...nunggu3...ahmad long smpai...borak2 jap...eh, nk ujan r...jom borak kt dlm...patah blk kt kete, amek racket n kasot, gerak...kunci pintu...
borak2...alaaa...stokin x bwk r...tpaksa r pakai stokin bola unya...ade r gak...oke, jom men...men3...bez r...ramai yg dtg mlm nih...yg len msusur kendian...4 court gak r men...waaa...sonok...ana men terok mlm nih...meh3...da lama x men...last men taim cuti sem lps ngan bbdk n abg lukman...da lama x men r tuh kn...harish r star mlm nih...ana n ahmad long lak kene kitai...x pe r...adat men...
3 straight game kot ana men...penat doh...last2 da x leh men da...da kol bape nih...? pasnih nk kene hntr abah gi an-nur...oke, nk gerak...
nnt jumpa kt ayub ye...nk blk je...eh, mana kunci kete nih...? da cek 1 beg, tade...ana tau kt mana tmptnya...dlm kete ygda tkunci...ayyo...masok nih rasanya da 4 kali...arghhh...kealpaan lg...gelabah...cane r nih...bbdk yg td men pn da abes men...meh3...ingat nk jumpa kt ayub, jumpa lg kt car park...meh3...tensen3...da lmbt r nih...fahim offer nk amek n hntr ayah ana gi an-nur patu blk umah, amek kunci...tpaksa r gerak...
abah da nk kene gi an-nur...majles da abes...yg len tolong nk bukak...mekaseh byk2...jasamu dkenang...ana gerak..smpai kt simpang dkt ngan ex-umah ana...s17, tentiba bbdk btau kete da leh bukak...nk patah blk nk amek kete, bbdk ckp jumpa kt ayub...alamak...da tpatah blk...haaa...jumpa kt tgh2 jln...sume beenti...tuko kete...oke, ana gi amek ayah ana, asip teman...yg len gi an-nur...azari, taki n taer x join...
derg nk minom tmpt len...mayb kt mana2 tmpt on da we nk blk umah derg...smpai pej jim, abah da nunggu...oke, jom gerak...pas hntr abaha kt an-nur, gi minom...waaa...naseb leh bukak...lega...minom3...maleh nk mkn...tade mood...asek pk pasal kete tkunci je...ahmad long blk...de ckp nk mandi dulu...oke, pasnih kitorg gerak r...da abes mkn, ana n asip teros gi umah ahmad long...basyir nk dtg pas de mandi...smpai umah ahmad long, de pn x mandi lg...ces3...ooo...td beli mknn eh...? oke...x pe r...lepak2 sambil tgk tv...waaa...cuak3...

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